Old Moore's Timetable
Public Transport Jester Gifts
Searching for a gift for the public transport jester? Celebrate their playful spirit with cheeky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their fun-loving, witty personality. Ideal for anyone who uses humor to survive or enjoy their daily journeys. Our collection combines clever illustrations with practical gifts, making commuting a little brighter and a lot more entertaining. Whether they’re a seasoned commuter or a casual traveler, these gifts add a humorous twist to their everyday routine.
Replacement Bus Spotters.
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'
"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."
We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!
We're barely gonna make it!
"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"
Wearing Gloves on Public Transport
"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."
'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'
Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.
Desert Island Roundabout
Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!
'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'
Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.
'When I started this journey I was a curate.'
'Where'd you learn to drive!?'
Central Valley Express
A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose
"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."
"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"
'You are being watched'
"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."
Fare Evader
Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.
Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'
Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.
'Hi I'm on the train...still'
Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus
'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'
"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."
Subway Organizer
Replacement Bus Service
"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"
Public Transport Jester Gifts Collection
Public Transport Jester Mugs
Discover more hilarious and witty mugs designed for the public transport jester to keep their spirits high during every commute.
Public Transport Jester Pillows
Find playful and humorous pillows that add a fun touch to their living space, reflecting their lively personality.
Public Transport Jester Prints
Browse our collection of vibrant prints that celebrate the humor and creativity of public transport enthusiasts, perfect for sprucing up their favorite spaces.
Public Transport Jester T-Shirts
Explore a range of funny and creative t-shirts perfect for the public transport jester who loves to wear their humor on their sleeve.