Public Transport Jester T-Shirts

Old Moore's Timetable

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

We're barely gonna make it!

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Desert Island Roundabout

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Central Valley Express

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

'You are being watched'

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Fare Evader

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

Subway Organizer

Replacement Bus Service

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"