Public Transport Joker T-Shirts

'Watch out for the queue-jumper. Pass it on.'

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

We're barely gonna make it!

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

How do fish get to work?

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

'You are being watched'

Knight in the Elevator

Fare Evader

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Old Moore's Timetable

Subway Organizer

Replacement Bus Service

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'I love the leg room.'

"That means you, pal!"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

"Do you and Smiley need a ride to the movies?"

"The bad news is, you're on a through train to Hell. On the plus side, this service is run by Southeastern, so we'll probably never get there."

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway