Public Transport Joker Mugs

'Watch out for the queue-jumper. Pass it on.'

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

We're barely gonna make it!

How do fish get to work?

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

Knight in the Elevator

'You are being watched'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Fare Evader

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Subway Organizer

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Old Moore's Timetable

Replacement Bus Service

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'I love the leg room.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"That means you, pal!"

Metrognome

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

"Do you and Smiley need a ride to the movies?"