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"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Boptimism

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Christmas TV...

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.