Public Space Adventurer Pillows

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

Boptimism

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Space Pioneer

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"