Public Health Worrier Pillows

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Vaccine

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

COVID Vaccine

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

AIDS prevention

Vaccines Balancing Act

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

Expensive health care

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

"Will he be okay?"

Confined by Coronavirus

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!'

"Have a nice day"

'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"It makes no sense. Uncontrolled reproduction until their host dies."

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

Trump & WHO