Public Defenders Gifts

Will give expert witness testimony for food

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Insect extinction

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big business is not evil

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

Giving Up a Little Privacy

The Cashless Society is Here

'Hey, get out of my space!'

The world of surveillance.

Collective Shrug

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

USA 2030

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Spy vs. Spy

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Hilda Dinkerbonker takes on the issue of NSA domestic spying...

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"Oh, can't complain."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."