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'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"You lack spontaniety."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'