Pub Participant T-Shirts

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You lack spontaniety."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub