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'How's the school board meeting going?'

'Mom, you're so popular! It was unanimous when I volunteered you to head the team fund raiser!'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Corporate Whore.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

'Can you Type?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'What's this 'H' file?'

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"I believe a healthy employee is a productive employee. So from now when you get me coffee, I'd like you to run."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

"Do you realize that the only change we have had, in this school, is in our school telephone number?"

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

Buy- out specialist

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

'Will He know what this is regarding?'

Employee receiving compensation

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

Man receiving a fax

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

"He's working out well for the copycat position."

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

'I thought we agreed,one would do mornings and one the afternoons!'