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"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'I thought we agreed,one would do mornings and one the afternoons!'

"I believe a healthy employee is a productive employee. So from now when you get me coffee, I'd like you to run."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

Man receiving a fax

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'Will He know what this is regarding?'

"He's working out well for the copycat position."

'What's this 'H' file?'

'Can you Type?'

'I see you've developed your own filing system, Miss Peach!'

"Your wife's on the phone...."

Out Of Sight / Out Of Mind

Employee receiving compensation

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

2021

Skipping Horse

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess