Joining The Pta T-Shirts

'It's a subpoena from the PTA.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We're exclusively delts."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"We need a union!'

Exercise Bars

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Labor Day '19

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

David Cameron and Europe