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"Do you realize that the only change we have had, in this school, is in our school telephone number?"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

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"Your wife's on the phone...."

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"

'Can you Type?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'No... you first.'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'What's this 'H' file?'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'All these conferences look the same.'

This may help you understand my presentation.

"I believe a healthy employee is a productive employee. So from now when you get me coffee, I'd like you to run."

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"