Pta Meeting Attendee Prints

"Do you realize that the only change we have had, in this school, is in our school telephone number?"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"Your wife's on the phone...."

AI Summit

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"

'Can you Type?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'All these conferences look the same.'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'What's this 'H' file?'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

'No... you first.'

This may help you understand my presentation.

"I believe a healthy employee is a productive employee. So from now when you get me coffee, I'd like you to run."

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"