Virtual Meeting Attendee T-Shirts

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Remote work

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."