Psychotherapy Follower Pillows

"I feel everyone's out to get me."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Gangs of New York

American Bombs

Counselling Cash.

An Arm and a Leg.

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Al-assad back to the world stage

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Shimon Peres last embrace...

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Donald Tump and Iran

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"Now the FDA says eye of newt causes cancer."

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"So, you never actually disappear?"

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

The democrats win Georgia run-offs

"We can finally start taking off the masks!!"

Bushwhacked Nation.

U.S. Department of Oil - Formerly U.S. Department of Defence.

'I'm letting the carpenters watch the Olympic hammer throw.'