Healthcare Follower Pillows

"We can finally start taking off the masks!!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"I Win!!!"

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

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"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

8 years of GOP economics.

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"It's going to be a tough four years."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

"Edward, come quick! It's the first negative attack ad of the fall!"

Donald Trump

Now THAT was a speech with something for everybody!

GOP Presidential Hopefuls

2016 Election