Nhs Follower Pillows

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I was made redundant as Head of Nursing...now I'm in charge of nursing!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

US election postal vote controversy

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Palin 2012

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Dangerous Trumpism

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Flu Drugs.

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

USA-Russia ties.

Improvised Election Device.