Nhs Follower Pillows

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I was made redundant as Head of Nursing...now I'm in charge of nursing!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Dangerous Trumpism

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Flu Drugs.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?