Health News Follower Pillows

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"Well, it's different - last week's basic essentials were milk, pasta and loo rolls."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

Flu Drugs.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Dangerous Trumpism

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

Improvised Election Device.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"Obama planted it."

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We've gone glutton-free."