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"Well, it's different - last week's basic essentials were milk, pasta and loo rolls."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

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'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

Flu Drugs.

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Dangerous Trumpism

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

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Improvised Election Device.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

21st Century Leadership

"Obama planted it."