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"Your health crisis continues to unfold."

Oligarchy

Be Healthy

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Man Reading Laptop.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Fitness guru.'

'What I have to do first?!'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Joe Biden

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Hang in There Democracy!

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

Think tanks.

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'