Psychology Professor Gifts

H. J. Eysenck

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Psychological Research Institute. You're using "sunny personality" as a precise psychological term? It means a subject who has not dark side whatsoever.

Mob Shrink

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Psychology/Reverse Psychology.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Pavlov's Logs

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Welcome to the future"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Lynching on social media

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Support the Ex-Troops

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?