Psychology Joke Lovers Pillows

"Be warned, Gummo hates it when his work is misinterpreted."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Doggone

Your lobster was off!

X-ray Psychology.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Vegetarian Birds

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Next to Nothing

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"I cross the road to forget."