Psychology Debaters Pillows

Good shrink, bad shrink.

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Changing Minds

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Like Minded

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

'My opponent hates cats.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."