Psychic Seafarer Gifts

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"International trade"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Walking the Plank.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

My First Boat

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"You look good for your age."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse