Pruning Prankster Pillows

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'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Where are you going?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Hole in forty-seven.

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Go Veggie...

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Fishermen catches fish.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'No, it's not number four either, but he does look like my ex-husband. Yeah, let's go with number four.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

Runaway leaf.

Man sticking his tongue out at his boss.

Women Golfers

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

the spitting cactus...

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.