Pruning Enthusiast Gifts

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Sweep the board.

Cats and gardens.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Et in Arcadia Ego

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Ecology

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'