Pruning Enthusiast Mugs

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Sweep the board.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."