"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"
Proximity Enthusiasts Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with proximity enthusiasts? Our collection features witty, warmhearted items designed to honor those who cherish closeness, whether with friends, family, or loved ones. From cozy pillows to fun prints, find something that celebrates your bond and their love for proximity in a playful and meaningful way.
'Alone for the weekend at last!'
'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'
"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."
Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.
Office Meeting
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."
'Henry, cut that out.'
"Arouse Me!"
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
'Look a huge bird!'
Ghosts from around the world
'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'
"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."
"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"
I always feel so short when you wear heels.
Son measuring his father against the wall.
Zoomies call.
Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.
The Vicious Rectangle
Tightrope Walker.
Tossing for it.
'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'
Work From Home Power Suit
Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!
Man on stilts on a date.
'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'
'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)
"This new guy's really good!"
"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"
"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"
"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."
Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'
Proximity Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Proximity Enthusiasts Mugs
Looking for more proximity-themed mugs? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt designs perfect for those who love closeness.
Proximity Enthusiasts Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that embody proximity love—perfect for creating a warm, intimate space for your loved ones.
Proximity Enthusiasts Prints
Check out our proximity-inspired prints—ideal for decorating rooms with artwork that highlights the beauty of closeness.
Proximity Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts for proximity enthusiasts—fun, witty, and designed to celebrate the joy of near connections.