Proximity Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Office Meeting

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Arouse Me!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Look a huge bird!'

Ghosts from around the world

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Zoomies call.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

The Vicious Rectangle

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

Work From Home Power Suit

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

Man on stilts on a date.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"This new guy's really good!"

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'