Provocative Narrative Seeker Gifts

Meet the author.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

The Limits of Satire

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

Seven copies of "Little Women", please.

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"That's very controversial!"

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

Writer's block

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

Art Gallery.

Jesus Trump

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

"If you want something done right, you have to lead a military coup."

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

You've ruined my life! Again? You're married, you work and you own our house. With the bank. Where's the ruination? I'll never have a compelling life story of struggle and triumph. How will I ever get into the supreme court? Hard work? Too much struggle.

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"It was a day EXACTLY like every other day."

Porn Pioneer

'The Ancient Mariner now...'

"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."