Provocative Strategist Gifts

Looking for a gift that challenges conventions? Our collection celebrates the provocative strategist with witty, eye-catching products that blend sharp intellect with bold humor. Perfect for sparking conversations or elevating their workspace with a touch of thought-provoking fun, these gifts are ideal for those who love to push boundaries and think outside the box.

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"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick." mockup

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?' mockup

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

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'She'll never look for me here.'

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"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?" mockup

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.' mockup

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

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'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.' mockup

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

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'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.' mockup

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

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"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make." mockup

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.' mockup

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.' mockup

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

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"I'm afraid there will be more cuts." mockup

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

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"This'll look great on my transcript!" mockup

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!" mockup

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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Stun-gun target practice.

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"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain." mockup

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

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The Limits of Satire

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"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?" mockup

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

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"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want." mockup

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

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'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.' mockup

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

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'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.' mockup

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

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Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

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"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!" mockup

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

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'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.' mockup

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

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"That's very controversial!"

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'Instead of a long, expensive trial, how about we just do ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors'?'

'Instead of a long, expensive trial, how about we just do ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors'?' mockup

'Instead of a long, expensive trial, how about we just do ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors'?'

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A pirate fishes using his hook.

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"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?" mockup

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

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The Romans had never faced a bouncy castle before.

The Romans had never faced a bouncy castle before. mockup

The Romans had never faced a bouncy castle before.

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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders. mockup

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

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Art Gallery.

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Trump

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"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!" mockup

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

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Provocative Strategist Gifts Collection

Provocative Strategist Mugs

Explore our full collection of provocative strategy products on mugs—perfect for sparking conversation and starting the day with a witty twist.

Provocative Strategist Pillows

Browse our provocative strategy pillows—add a humorous, clever touch to their home decor that celebrates their bold thinking.

Provocative Strategist Prints

Check out our art prints for the provocative strategist—perfect for inspiring creativity and showcasing their sharp wit through stunning visuals.

Provocative Strategist T-Shirts

Discover the complete range of provocative strategy t-shirts—designed to showcase their bold, creative spirit with smart slogans and eye-catching graphics.