Provocative Writer Gifts

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

Meet the author.

The Limits of Satire

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"That's very controversial!"

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

Jesus Trump

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

Trump the Banana Republican.

Trump

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

End of Life Counselling

Art Gallery.

Cafe Erotica

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

Porn Pioneer

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."

Rehab is for quitters.

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"You don't have to talk dirty to me. Politically incorrect talk will do it."

"Funny you should ask. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to become a prostitute."

'...And stunning in its savage povocation.'

Donald Trump