Provocative Literature Reader Gifts

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Just another couple of pages.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

K9 Authors.

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

Man reading in lamp

Meet the author.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

Russell Brand.

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."