Provocative Title Creator Gifts

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

The Limits of Satire

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

Russell Brand.

Open Mic Nacht

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"That's very controversial!"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

Jesus Trump

Art Gallery.

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

Cafe Erotica

"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

Rehab is for quitters.

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

Porn Pioneer

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

"You don't have to talk dirty to me. Politically incorrect talk will do it."

"Do I take it we can not be guaranteed your support in the forthcoming elections?"

'...And stunning in its savage povocation.'

"Funny you should ask. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to become a prostitute."