Provocative Content Fan Gifts

"If the following programme doesn't turn you on, you may find it OFFENSIVE."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Dynamite little combo

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Bloody Graffiti."

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

Open Mic Nacht

Russell Brand.

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

"This is the Internet wing."

Arch enemy.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

TV Guide. His majesty King Henry the Eighth want to watch "Queen for a day" --- It's his favorite show!

I brake for EVERYTHING.

Cafe Erotica

'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'

Rehab is for quitters.

"Love Casual Friday! Nothing but frivolous lawsuits!"

Waiter, the fly in my soup looks very familiar. You've probably seen on YouTube. His "Cat Swatting Fly" video has had over two million hits!

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"Oh go on! Give him some pocket money."

"Do I take it we can not be guaranteed your support in the forthcoming elections?"

Horny Nun

"It's dedicated to Brian Sewell."