Provocative Content Fan T-Shirts

"If the following programme doesn't turn you on, you may find it OFFENSIVE."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Dynamite little combo

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Bloody Graffiti."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Arch enemy.

"This is the Internet wing."

I brake for EVERYTHING.

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

Cafe Erotica

'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'

"Love Casual Friday! Nothing but frivolous lawsuits!"

Rehab is for quitters.

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"Oh go on! Give him some pocket money."

"It's dedicated to Brian Sewell."

"Do I take it we can not be guaranteed your support in the forthcoming elections?"

Horny Nun

'My wife is out of town for a few days.'