Provocative Title Creator T-Shirts

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

The Limits of Satire

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"That's very controversial!"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Jesus Trump

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

Art Gallery.

Cafe Erotica

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."

Porn Pioneer

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

Rehab is for quitters.

"You don't have to talk dirty to me. Politically incorrect talk will do it."

"If the following programme doesn't turn you on, you may find it OFFENSIVE."

"Do I take it we can not be guaranteed your support in the forthcoming elections?"

"Funny you should ask. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to become a prostitute."

"I became a vegetarian just to annoy people."