Proud Pops Gifts

"On the other hand, maybe my kid tells it like it is, and you're just a big sucker."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"When did she start crawling?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Rainbow Quartet

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"He looks just like your husband."

Father

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Like father like son.

Man building a tree house

God save the Queen.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Muy mum rocks.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'Go forth and multiply!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Jewish Hall of Nachas

PRIDE!

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

New dad.

"Here are all of my dependents."

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Right Here

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!