Proud Fan Gifts

'Them? They're Detroit Lions fans.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Rainbow Quartet

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

God save the Queen.

Jewish Hall of Nachas

PRIDE!

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Muy mum rocks.

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"Here are all of my dependents."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Any idea how united got on?'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Happy Valentine's Day

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Go Team!

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin