Prideful Puffs Gifts

'In your wildest dreams!'

Butterfly Woman

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"That's mine!"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Muy mum rocks.

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

I heart my bum.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

"On the other hand, maybe my kid tells it like it is, and you're just a big sucker."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"My mum won a prize at the agricultural show too! Her painting got first prize for landscape painting in the arts and crafts division..."

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

Footballer with MUM tattoo on Mothers Day.

'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

Bermondsey

"You look like a face, she looks like a heart... How come I always have to look like rain?"

Soothsayer. My fatal flaw is hubris? Sure it has to be something better than that!

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Proud parent and honor roll student.

'Give me all your money and half a dozen cream puffs!'

'Very impressive, Jack. I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize awarded for home brewing.'

"I don't know what happened. I usually carry enough money around to make myself feel superior."