Prototype Presenters Gifts

The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Presentation skills.

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."