Protocol Hater Gifts

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Limbo Day at the Palace

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Skills and experience held back by bureaucracy and protocols.

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'I really hate conflict.'

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

"Go on. It's just a formality."

"Hello, national security agency? Send me all you have on Walter J. Conklin."

"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

"We want to give staff the opportunity to use their own discretion in decision making, and this is how we want them to do it!"

'That should help employees remember the safety rules!'

"It's part of the new patient feedback protocol."

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing planning bureaucracy.'

'Shame...for a nurse she has the right experience, she's obviously caring and committed, but she was let down by her understanding of door handle sanitisation management protocols.'

Bureaucrats at Work

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

The Department of Transportation Issues an Orange Alert.

In Case of Emergency Break Glass.

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"There is an easier an less expensive way to turn off those annoying notifications..."

"I'll need some form of identity..."

"Touching this button results in world annihilation. Those disregarding this warning will be publicly reprimanded."

'I don't think the chief would approve of us ordering donuts from the parking lot like this.'

'We're sending you home early because you parked in Dr. Barnaby's designated spot.'