Protestantism Fan Pillows

John Calvin

Moses separating his Laundry.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Applause

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

God Selfie

Thomas Wyatt

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Meet the author of the Bible.

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.