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John Calvin

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Applause

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Thomas Wyatt

God Selfie

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"So Judas wasn't the one who betrayed me?"

John Knox

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

Meet the author of the Bible.