Protective Parent Club Pillows

My mother wants to speack to you about being more attentive to the behavior of students on the bus.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Newborn Chaos

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Congratulations!

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'We had to toddler proof the tree this year.'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"Now, take all the change and everything else out of your pockets and go through again." "Mom!"