Cool Parents Club Pillows

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

That's my daughter, Alayna

Newborn Chaos

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

I am to blame.

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Switchback Playground.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Congratulations!

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'We had to toddler proof the tree this year.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Husband for Sale- Pregnancy Forces Sale

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Birth of a conspiracy theorist. Sooo

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

"We think it's important to meet the parents of our daughter's bad influences."

'True happiness!'

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"His first fax."

Right before baby's first text.