Protective Parent Club T-Shirts

My mother wants to speack to you about being more attentive to the behavior of students on the bus.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Newborn Chaos

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Congratulations!

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

Husband for Sale- Pregnancy Forces Sale

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."