Prosecution Gifts

Looking for a gift for a prosecution professional? Explore our collection of clever and heartfelt products designed to celebrate lawyers, prosecutors, and legal experts. Whether they’re in court daily or just proud of their profession, find items that speak to their dedication and sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or just because! Our designs combine wit and professionalism, making your gift stand out in their legal arsenal.

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Trial by Media

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin." mockup

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas." mockup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?" mockup

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

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"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor." mockup

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?" mockup

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!' mockup

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer." mockup

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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Sue The Bastards

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"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery." mockup

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

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"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?" mockup

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

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"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime." mockup

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.' mockup

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

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"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?" mockup

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

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"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!" mockup

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

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"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!" mockup

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department." mockup

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

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'The highest court in the land.'

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Prosecution Gifts Collection

Prosecution Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for prosecution professionals—perfect for fueling their day with wit and caffeine.

Prosecution Pillows

Find the perfect cozy addition for prosecution pros with our witty pillows—bring humor and comfort to any legal space.

Prosecution Prints

Inspire their workspace with our legal-themed prints—ideal for prosecutors who appreciate a touch of humor and motivation in their decor.

Prosecution T-Shirts

Explore our selection of t-shirts tailored for legal experts—whether in prosecution or law practice, these tees offer style with a legal twist.