Property Valuer T-Shirts

Gift a property valuer a clever t-shirt that showcases their expertise with humor and style. Perfect for casual days or work-from-home comfort.

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For Sale, just to find the true value. mockup

For Sale, just to find the true value.

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"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million." mockup

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal." mockup

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'" mockup

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

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'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?' mockup

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

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Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point. mockup

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

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Little Investment on the Praire

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"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill." mockup

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

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'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.' mockup

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

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Valuation of Heaven

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"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable." mockup

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

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'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.' mockup

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

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Land Sale

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'Eve, have you ever wondered just how much this property's worth?'

'Eve, have you ever wondered just how much this property's worth?' mockup

'Eve, have you ever wondered just how much this property's worth?'

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'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.' mockup

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

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"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!"

"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!" mockup

"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!"

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"Things are looking up..."

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Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.

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"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard." mockup

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

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'That's my loft ladder.'

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House with Damp Problem.

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"Hang on - I thought you said it was a listed building..!!"

"Hang on - I thought you said it was a listed building..!!" mockup

"Hang on - I thought you said it was a listed building..!!"

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Cross-stitched land survey.

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Real estate agency: 'You know, Thomas Jefferson bought this same property in `80` for 3 cents an acre.'

Real estate agency: 'You know, Thomas Jefferson bought this same property in `80` for 3 cents an acre.' mockup

Real estate agency: 'You know, Thomas Jefferson bought this same property in `80` for 3 cents an acre.'

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"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry."

"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry." mockup

"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry."

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"I told you it was just the house settling."

"I told you it was just the house settling." mockup

"I told you it was just the house settling."

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"I don't care if Lassie lived in it. It's not worth 500 grand."

"I don't care if Lassie lived in it. It's not worth 500 grand." mockup

"I don't care if Lassie lived in it. It's not worth 500 grand."

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Lazlo and Alan, A unique narrow dwelling with atmospheric lighting.

Lazlo and Alan, A unique narrow dwelling with atmospheric lighting. mockup

Lazlo and Alan, A unique narrow dwelling with atmospheric lighting.

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'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'

'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.' mockup

'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'

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Don't worry aobut the bell, the don't ring it at night!

Don't worry aobut the bell, the don't ring it at night! mockup

Don't worry aobut the bell, the don't ring it at night!

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"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..." mockup

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

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"Well, it would have been worth half a million pounds..."

"Well, it would have been worth half a million pounds..." mockup

"Well, it would have been worth half a million pounds..."

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'No, I wouldn't advise you to put it into the auction. I'd advise you to put it in the bin.'

'No, I wouldn't advise you to put it into the auction. I'd advise you to put it in the bin.' mockup

'No, I wouldn't advise you to put it into the auction. I'd advise you to put it in the bin.'

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Property Valuer T-Shirts Collection

Property Valuer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for property valuers, blending humor with professionalism—great for adding some personality to their coffee breaks.

Property Valuer Pillows

Customize their space with cozy pillows featuring clever real estate sayings or valuation themes—perfect for any property expert.

Property Valuer Prints

Brighten up their office with art prints celebrating the property valuation profession—fun, stylish, and full of personality.